Types | DnaRegion
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Roles | CDS
Coding
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Sequences | BBa_J49007_sequence (Version 1)
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Description
This sequence codes for a protein that activates the long-dormant potential for British subjects to spontaneously transform into Butternut Squash (scientific name "bollocks"). Research into this phenomenon is currently inhibited by the vegetable status of many of the UK's top scientists.
Notes
Turning Wayne Rooney into a vegetable? He really didn't need help, but his head is better suited looking like a squash.
Consumption of the delicious Butternut Squash subjects by the scientists and the subsequent moral dilemmas about definition of cannibalism.
Source
North American Indian Reservations. They like squash... and they thought they had given the brits a taste of squash at Jamestown!